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Another vent from me.

A summary is an awesome little thing that lets people know what your story/book/article is about before they decide to buy it. What a summary isn't: a q&a with the author when the author is asked nothing about the contents of the book, a statement that the book is awesome and you should read it, a list of statements from other people about how awesome the book is and how you should read it, the first three paragraphs of the book...in other words, anything that doesn't tell me what the book is actually about.

I like summaries because I am disgustingly picky about what I want to read. When I pick up a book, flip it over to read the back, seeing a bunch of gibberish about how awesome the book is and how I'm guaranteed to love every second of it only irritates me. Usually, I'll flip open the book and skim the first chapter, but by that point, the book is already sporting a big red mark in my mind. Petty, sure, probably. But there are more books in the world than I will ever have the time to read, and the book store does not stay open 24 hours a day (usually). I'd like to find a book before they kick me out to close.

Amazon, you're no better and I think you have even less of an excuse. That shit can be edited at any point. I thank the good people who review the books and give us all a heads up as to what the books are about or I'd probably never buy anything.

Authors, I want to read your books, but please tell me what it's about. (And I understand the author may not have complete control about what ends up on the back or front covers so this is directed at the people who do make those decisions.) Don't tell me everything, just keep it simple and tell me what I should expect to find written on the pages---girl moves into house and discovers it may be haunted. Boy finds new love but that new love has a dark secret. A family discovers their new home is not the paradise they thought it would be. Marni the cat wakes up one morning with the ability to talk to people and move shit with her mind, chaos ensues.  

Please stop telling me I HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK! I don't have to read it and when I pick up the book right next to yours and it gives me a coherent summary, can you guess which book I'm going to buy?
  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Reading: "summaries" of books in the amazon kindl
  • Watching: my blood pressure rise
  • Drinking: coffee

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*xCreepersx Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanx for the fave :)
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~random-kumquats Mar 2, 2011  Student Writer
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thanks for the fave! :)
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Thank you so much for the :+fav: on Castle 1
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