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This will have spoilers, so if you haven't seen it, I'd skip this one.
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I'm not kidding. I'm spoiling the whole damn movie. Seriously, stop reading if you're wanting to see it all for yourself first.


I did not enjoy it like I hoped I would. That's actually a little too mild. I fucking hated it. Fucking with a capital "if I could get my money back I would".

What I liked:
Zod and his minions---I could really see why he was doing the things he was doing, and I sympathized. I felt weird almost wanting them to find away to succeed, because that would mean the end of earth but the continuation of their people. He really believed he was doing the best thing for his planet. Faora, I think she was ZOD's second in command but I'm not certain, is my damn hero. She is fucking bad ass. I loved everything she did.
The actors---it was well cast. Everyone seemed to be taking their role seriously and trying to make a good superman movie.
All the stuff set on Krypton with the exception of the birth scene. I loved seeing the robots, the council, the planet, the creatures. It made me want just a movie set on Krypton.
The way the flash backs were integrated into the story. It didn't bog everything down too much and it was different then I expected it to be.
That Lois Lane knows Clark is Superman. FINALLY. Seriously, she's a damn brilliant reporter---there is no reason she wouldn't figure that shit out instantly.

...Yeah, that's pretty much it.

I forgot how much I can't stand Zack Snyder's shit. I know I'm going to get shit for this, but I don't care, I'm that ticked off. Lois fucking Lane can't figure out how to put the god damn codex into the god damn slot? It was her one important thing to do and some old dude had to wait for her to get out of the way so he could figure it out. Every time a woman was on screen, she was either A. in danger or B. saying something fucking stupid. When the army lady gave the camera a blank stare and asked "What's terra forming" I wanted to throw my soda at the damn screen. WhAT DO YOU THINK TERRA FORMING IS? I'll give you a hint, it ain't tap dancing. And then again when the same dipshit character found her way to the end of the movie and giggled and told us she thinks superman is hot. BARF. I'm face to face with superman and all I can do is giggle after he leaves and tell my commanding officer I think the dude who saved us all was hot? NO. GO AWAY. GO FAR AWAY AND NEVER SPEAK AGAIN.

No. Really. BARF. The only women who weren't doing stupid shit were the villains or Mama Superman at the very beginning of the movie. All the others had to have someone come in and remind them to not stand under the building as it's falling on their fucking head.

I don't need every awesome sauce role to be played by women, it would just be really nice if the roles they were playing didn't revolve around them doing fucking stupid shit so someone would have a reason to save them. It wasn't even Superman saving them half the time so it's not one of those "But SUPERMAN SAVES ALL THE THINGS." things. They were just panicking under pressure. All of them. FAIL.

And Pa Kent taking a tornado to the face because he wants to teach Clark some stupid ass lesson? UGH. Pa Kent is a dick. I liked it better when he died of a heart attack, because it illustrated that with all this power, Clark still can't save everyone. it gave the character something to really struggle with, and it resonated with me. Tornado to the face= stupid.

SO yeah, back on team BATMAN. Not that I every actually left it.
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~NamelessShe 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the invite! :hug: As soon as I have some time, I'll check it out!
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:iconshadowedacolyte:
Thanks for the fav! I really appreciate it!
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~NamelessShe May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're very welcome! :D
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:icontea78iscool:
hi i was wondering could you make a rant about maggie q`s nikita?


please.:)
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~NamelessShe Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Right now, I don't know enough about the show to write one. I was only able to watch the first two episodes before they put me to sleep. (And I really don't want to try a third episode :XD: )
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:icontea78iscool:
thanks for the watch.XD
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~NamelessShe Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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:icontea78iscool:
omg you love the elder scrolls series too.:)
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~NamelessShe Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm obsessed!
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